May 2012
33 posts
Salar de Uyuni
Just like the sun goes down at night
Just like the moon and stars come out
To light up the skyJust like every spring has gloomy days
Full of thunderous rain
Before new flowers bloomJust like the river travels long rough
Miles through cities and towns just to
Flow into the sea for eternityThere Will Be A Time For Us.
via nonelikejesus
“Be in love with your life. Every detail of it.”
—Jack Kerouac (via ichthyosis)
Happy Birthday Orphic!!
Dear Orphic
May this birthday bring you closer to all the people you love, fulfill your dreams and give you hope to wish for more! Stay blessed.
Worthless
A rose that isn’t the Beloved’s face is worthless;
A spring that is not made of wine is worthless too.
The fences around the fields and the breeze blowing in gardens
Without the Beloved’s tulip cheek are worth nothing and without grace.
What use are sugary lips and roses that look like God,
Without His kiss or smothering embrace?
The dance of the swaying cypress and the rapture of the rose,
Without the nightingale’s songs, are worthless.
O gardener, every picture that the hands of intellect have drawn
Is useless unless they have traced Your face.
So, if you are drinking wine or sitting in the garden with roses
Instead of seeking the Beloved, then you are wasting time.
Hafiz, your life is nothing more than a tarnished old coin,
Traded again and again for others to deface. Don’t you have
Something better you can do?
~Hafiz
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~ Lee Majors
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
~ Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
~ Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
~ Mike Tyson
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
~ George Clooney
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~ Bill Clinton
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
~ George W. Bush
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
~ Rudy Giuliani
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
~ Michael Jordan
“I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
~ Donald Trump
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
~ Shaquille O’Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
~ Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~ David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~ Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
~ Barack Obama
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
~ Tommy Lee
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
~ Brad Pitt
First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
~ Jimmy Kimmel
“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~ David Letterman
“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes Suffer…ing!
~ Jay Leno
“On soft Spring nights I’ll stand in the yard under the stars - Something good will come out of all things yet - And it will be golden and eternal just like that - There’s no need to say another word.”
—Jack Kerouac
Tee-Hee High on 'Weed!'
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- Tee: Weeed kia hy
- Hee: Tumhain nae pataa
- Tee: Nahi
- Tee: Bata dou
- Hee: :O
- Hee: Mera maun sachi aisaa ho gayaa
- Tee: Kesa
- Hee: aisaa :O
- Tee: Kion
- Hee: Yaar weed naa Ek bhut he ***** ******* ******* kurri nee muje di thee
- Hee: Wu bhee meri engagement pe
- Hee: Aur usay khud he yaad naee
- Hee: Dhayaan pata nae kidhar hota hai (pet line)
- Tee: Main ne di thi?
- Hee: Naee, Ab tu nae lag rahaa k tum ne di
- Tee: Nahi yar sachi batao wese
- Tee: You are saying k main ne tumhain weed di? Is it?
- Hee: Yess maa'm Pic dekh lo ja kee
- Tee: Weed ki? I don't belive that I did.
- Hee: Where i am opening
- Tee: At least I wont give that to you.
- Hee: Tu kissi ne rakh de honi, Who packed it
- Tee: I did pack!
- Tee: Dont take it. Rakh dou side pe kahin. Ya phaink dou
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